Things I Have Learned

1) If you are sitting down and are crouched over a bit, and your belly flaps over the top of your jeans in an unaesthetic manner, pull your jeans over your stomach to create a slimming effect.

2) They have a choice of subjects to speak about when on air (radio). They are thought of ahead and written down so that topics are not repeated.

3) All boys and men like to play with their penis. Its natural. Just encourage them to wash their hands after.

4) The one topic women NEVER talk about is nipple hair.

5) Pharmacology is not a subject that is easily understood.

6) Apparently in SA, we eat roasted termites same as we do popcorn.

7) That although I am damn broody, my FMIL will kill me.

8) Toilet paper has 333 square sheets per roll.

9) That sometimes when you feel that you are not making a difference, you’re making the greatest difference of all.

10) Life never works according to plan. Unfortunately, I have already planned every detail.



5 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by #TheBoyfried on August 18, 2010 at 20:39

    Very good my love. Esp like the part about the FMIL


  2. Posted by marinasleeps on August 19, 2010 at 20:45

    Man …. but (whispers) what is the deal with nipple hair?


  3. Posted by tanya on August 25, 2010 at 13:20

    Had such a good giggle at this!! Glamour mag has something similar every month called “hey it’s ok”. Love reading that!!


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